"My ex-boyfriend and I took a three month trip through Southeast Asia, but he left me in Vietnam."
"Oh man, what happened?"
"Oh, you know… I went to Burma, he went to India. I’m emotional, he’s a sociopath."
the world needs to be aware of bernice
Nothing will fuck up your twenties more than thinking you’re supposed to have your shit together.
(Source: , via youfoundme--xo)